GOT MY POTTERMORE EMAIL, BITCHEZZZ.
And I’m in Gryffindor. I wanted Ravenclaw, but oh well.
When your crush says hi to you,
You’re like :
This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are...– Gary Provost, quoted in Roy Peter Clark’s Writing Tools (via workingfordreams)
Imagine in 20 years when your son comes from...
Son: Mum, I got detention.
Me: OMG, what did you do?
Son: I hit a kid.
Me: Well you know that will cost you a month without internet.
Son: But that kid said Harry Potter sucks.
Me: COME IN HERE MY BOY, YOU MADE ME SO PROUD. I KNOW I'VE RAISED YOU WELL HEDWIG CROOKSHANKS.
I got some sexy songs on my iPod.
High Heels | Mando Diao Warrior (The xx remix) | Magic Wands Islands | The xx Catch & Release | Silversun Pickups Destroya | My Chemical Romance Sex On Fire | Kings Of Leon Hunter | 30 Seconds To Mars Beat the Devil’s Tattoo | Black Rebel Motorcycle Club I Cut Like A Buffalo | The Dead Weather Sexy Silk | Jessie J Teeth | Lady Gaga Girl With One Eye | Florence + The Machine ...
I wonder what colour Gerard's hair will be next...
I want to delete everything I’ve written, which admittedly isn’t much. Only 2 pages on Microsoft Word. It just feels wrong. How many times am I going to go through this until I finally write something that I like?
That Awkward Moment
crayoncrew: lolsofunny: When pretty girls check themselves out in every available bathroom mirror to make sure they are still pretty And I’m standing there, waiting to wash my hands like: THIS.
Now I shall sit here bitterly because I didn’t wake up early enough. And I shall wait for someone to upload the videos on Youtube.
There's so much screaming about MCR on my dash and...
I hate it when Microsoft Word places a squiggly green line under something I write, and I don’t know what’s wrong with it.
If you know what this means, reblog. And I love...
broadcastblackout: nezz-poisonvendetta: Face it, you are never gonna make it.
I HAVE STRUCK INSPIRATION. I HAVE A BEGINNING. THANK YOU JESUS.
I just started writing and realised how unbelievably crap I am at it. Why am I doing this? Somebody tell me please.
Scrolling down your Facebook newsfeed and these...
MAKE ME HAPPY. DO IT NOW. →
crookedsole: o1. tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now? o2. what on your body is hurting or bothering you? o3. what was your last thought before going to bed last night? o4. what are you listening to? o5. what’s something you’re not looking forward to? o6. where do you think your best friend is right now? o7. have you kissed anybody in the last five days?...